Bush Boxes Kerry
President Bush shows that John Kerry can't make up his mind about anything.
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Presidency 101 Global Test
President Bush takes the global test and gets an F.
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Buck Fush
Index to George Bush Political Parody Sites.
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The Dubya Report
Satire, poetry, anecdotes, art, and links to other political humor.
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Funny George W. Bush Pictures - about.com
A hilarious collection of political cartoons, doctored photos, and funny pictures poking fun at President George W. Bush.
Updated regularly.
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Saddam Pictures - about.com
A collection of cartoons, funny pictures, and parody art targeting Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein and President Bush's war against Iraq.
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Tom Tomorrow
Tom Tomorrow is the creator of the award-winning weekly cartoon of social and political satire,
This Modern World, which appears regularly in approximately 150 papers across the country.
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A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year-old,
"I think it's about time we start cussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues,
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say 'hell' and you say 'ass'."
"OK!" The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair,
tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step.
The mom locks him in his room and shouts,
"You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old,
and asks with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers,
"but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
Why is six afraid of seven?
Cause 7 8 9.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact.
As Mary lay asleep, she heard, "Mary...Mary...."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex again, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing
in line together that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four animals.
My friend who has a large dog and a big heart for strays said, "oh really,
what kind of animals did you want?'
The little old lady said "A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it".
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says..."Hi, my name is Candy and
you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds
down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is
Candy, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck
door.
The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says.."Hi, my name is Candy, and ! you are losing some of your
load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says..."Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"
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